jester: are you still there?
Spoke: yes
Spoke: thinking lovely dirty thougths
jester: oooh, like what?
Spoke: nothing nevermind.
jester: no way, i'm not letting you get away with that.
jester: just a hint, please?
Spoke: haha. i never thought the word strap-on would come out of my mouth, let alone enter my mind in visual form.
jester: wow
jester: that's awesome.
jester: i thought you were intimidated by all the equipment
Spoke: oh i completely am, and things that resemble peni.
jester: why, exactly?
jester: i admit i am too
Spoke: i've never had one near me. nor do i want one in my vicinity. and hate thinking of things in terms of male/female. or round peg/square hole kinda situations.
jester: ok.
Spoke: although the fact that it just entered my fantasy was entertaining.
jester: would you like to act on this fantasy?
Spoke: maybe. it invovled the two of us on a public street, up against some bulding, and no one knew what was going on. everyone just thought we were kissing.
jester: again
jester: wow
jester: this requires a skirt.
Spoke: lol
Spoke: it required pants and boxers here. lol
jester: yes.
jester: skirt for me.
Spoke: yes yes
Monday, August 06, 2001
Sunday, July 22, 2001
Wednesday, June 27, 2001
jester: why hello.
Spoke: HI!!!!!
jester: how are you?
Spoke: missing you terribly
jester: awww.
jester: me too.
jester: how was alexis?
Spoke: oh fine we went out to hear chuck and chris and with our friends sarah and jason
jester: very fun.
jester: i made fun of frat boys.
jester: and had a very personal moment with chimay.
Spoke: chimay?
Spoke: personal?
jester: chimay is a wonderful belgian ale made by trappist monks.
jester: relax.
jester: a lovely one.
jester: a personal one.
Spoke: and yes, i know chimay, with the red and white label
jester: oooh, smarty pants
jester: guess what
Spoke: if you met my dad you'd understand
Spoke: what
jester: what?
Spoke: the love of all things alcohol
jester: not all things. just chimay. my dad loves it too.
jester: why do i think our fathers would really get along?
Spoke: my dad's a beer connoseur. (sp?)
Spoke: and what am i guessing?
jester: mine too.
jester: oh yes.
jester: i want to be in the same zip code, room, bed, as you right now.
Spoke: i want that too
jester: soon soon
Spoke: i want to hold you and plant sweet little kisses on your forehead right now
jester: only on my forehead?
Spoke: that's the shy side talking
jester: i know. my naughty side is teasing it.
Spoke: sarah and alexis can't wait to meet you.
Spoke: heehe
jester: oh really? what have you been telling them?
Spoke: how perfect you are for me
jester: i noticed i was made number 5
Spoke: alexis has been adamant about finding the perfect girl for me, she's always got her eyes open. lol. and you are everything i've been looking for. she was surprised that you existed. lol
jester: would you please explain the perfectness please?
jester: as in why?
Spoke: why are you the ideal one.
jester: yes.
Spoke: is that the question?
jester: yes
Spoke: that's easy.
jester: really?
Spoke: intelligent. well-read. interesting. fun. brown hair. beautiful.
jester: oh is that all?
jester:
Spoke: that was my list for alexis
Spoke: she's been on that list for years now.
Spoke: lol
jester: how am i ever going to live up to all the advance hype?
Spoke: haha, you do.
Spoke: not to worry.
jester: i'll be ugly, and especially stupid.
Spoke: not possible.
Spoke: sorry
Spoke: she came close once. called me up all excited from gainesville... saying i've found the one. then she talked to her a few days later, and retracted that statement, saying , ya know, she's just not going to match-up intellectually.
jester: you're making me giggle
Spoke: good
jester: brown hair was on the list?
Spoke: you need to gigle more that's why i'm here
Spoke: giggle that is
Spoke: and yes, brown hair is on the list
Spoke: so was beautiful
jester: argh
jester: so when this momentuous meeting finally takes place, do i get to tell her why you are like the best christmas gift i've never gotten
Spoke: early, too!
prodigaljester: exactly.
Spoke: so why
Spoke: heehee
Spoke: my turn to giggle uncontrollably
jester: gentle, knows exactly what i need, sweet, sexy hands, beautiful, and with eyes i could drown in
Spoke: awww
jester: not afraid to be a dork with me, can hold an intelligent conversation, loves to read (i'll forgive the kerouac), and will giggle with me as long as i want...
jester: btw, for your last list of seven, i can help you out with numbers 1,2, 4, and god i hope so 7.
Spoke: i adore you for that. =)
Spoke: thank you
jester: you're welcome
jester: i'm going to suffocate if i don't get down to florida soon.
Spoke: did you learn anything new from that list
jester: yes. i certainly did.
jester: most importantly, we have too much in common to not be together.
Spoke: =)
Spoke: you know why i like you so much?
jester: no.
Spoke: the mention of your name, the rereading of emails from you or postcards from you or hearing your voice on the phone makes me smile on the inside.
Spoke: nobody else makes me feel this way
jester: i feel like such a goober, to say, yes, me too.
jester: no one ever has.
Spoke: not as a constant, no
jester: no....
jester: and now?
Spoke: and now what.
jester: yes.
Spoke: i'm confused, i'm sorry. hold my hand thru this
jester: i'll always hold your hand. i just am having a hard time thinking about going to bed alone...
Spoke: i hear ya
jester: yes.
Spoke: HI!!!!!
jester: how are you?
Spoke: missing you terribly
jester: awww.
jester: me too.
jester: how was alexis?
Spoke: oh fine we went out to hear chuck and chris and with our friends sarah and jason
jester: very fun.
jester: i made fun of frat boys.
jester: and had a very personal moment with chimay.
Spoke: chimay?
Spoke: personal?
jester: chimay is a wonderful belgian ale made by trappist monks.
jester: relax.
jester: a lovely one.
jester: a personal one.
Spoke: and yes, i know chimay, with the red and white label
jester: oooh, smarty pants
jester: guess what
Spoke: if you met my dad you'd understand
Spoke: what
jester: what?
Spoke: the love of all things alcohol
jester: not all things. just chimay. my dad loves it too.
jester: why do i think our fathers would really get along?
Spoke: my dad's a beer connoseur. (sp?)
Spoke: and what am i guessing?
jester: mine too.
jester: oh yes.
jester: i want to be in the same zip code, room, bed, as you right now.
Spoke: i want that too
jester: soon soon
Spoke: i want to hold you and plant sweet little kisses on your forehead right now
jester: only on my forehead?
Spoke: that's the shy side talking
jester: i know. my naughty side is teasing it.
Spoke: sarah and alexis can't wait to meet you.
Spoke: heehe
jester: oh really? what have you been telling them?
Spoke: how perfect you are for me
jester: i noticed i was made number 5
Spoke: alexis has been adamant about finding the perfect girl for me, she's always got her eyes open. lol. and you are everything i've been looking for. she was surprised that you existed. lol
jester: would you please explain the perfectness please?
jester: as in why?
Spoke: why are you the ideal one.
jester: yes.
Spoke: is that the question?
jester: yes
Spoke: that's easy.
jester: really?
Spoke: intelligent. well-read. interesting. fun. brown hair. beautiful.
jester: oh is that all?
jester:
Spoke: that was my list for alexis
Spoke: she's been on that list for years now.
Spoke: lol
jester: how am i ever going to live up to all the advance hype?
Spoke: haha, you do.
Spoke: not to worry.
jester: i'll be ugly, and especially stupid.
Spoke: not possible.
Spoke: sorry
Spoke: she came close once. called me up all excited from gainesville... saying i've found the one. then she talked to her a few days later, and retracted that statement, saying , ya know, she's just not going to match-up intellectually.
jester: you're making me giggle
Spoke: good
jester: brown hair was on the list?
Spoke: you need to gigle more that's why i'm here
Spoke: giggle that is
Spoke: and yes, brown hair is on the list
Spoke: so was beautiful
jester: argh
jester: so when this momentuous meeting finally takes place, do i get to tell her why you are like the best christmas gift i've never gotten
Spoke: early, too!
prodigaljester: exactly.
Spoke: so why
Spoke: heehee
Spoke: my turn to giggle uncontrollably
jester: gentle, knows exactly what i need, sweet, sexy hands, beautiful, and with eyes i could drown in
Spoke: awww
jester: not afraid to be a dork with me, can hold an intelligent conversation, loves to read (i'll forgive the kerouac), and will giggle with me as long as i want...
jester: btw, for your last list of seven, i can help you out with numbers 1,2, 4, and god i hope so 7.
Spoke: i adore you for that. =)
Spoke: thank you
jester: you're welcome
jester: i'm going to suffocate if i don't get down to florida soon.
Spoke: did you learn anything new from that list
jester: yes. i certainly did.
jester: most importantly, we have too much in common to not be together.
Spoke: =)
Spoke: you know why i like you so much?
jester: no.
Spoke: the mention of your name, the rereading of emails from you or postcards from you or hearing your voice on the phone makes me smile on the inside.
Spoke: nobody else makes me feel this way
jester: i feel like such a goober, to say, yes, me too.
jester: no one ever has.
Spoke: not as a constant, no
jester: no....
jester: and now?
Spoke: and now what.
jester: yes.
Spoke: i'm confused, i'm sorry. hold my hand thru this
jester: i'll always hold your hand. i just am having a hard time thinking about going to bed alone...
Spoke: i hear ya
jester: yes.
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